tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25163982711908212902024-03-14T00:03:18.107-07:00Simplistic Reviews Podcastingone word reviews of Movies and TVJustin Polizzihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15779950801667199258noreply@blogger.comBlogger132125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516398271190821290.post-10745193480843627002019-08-17T00:28:00.001-07:002019-08-17T00:28:15.263-07:00(Ep. 124): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2019<br /><iframe title="(Ep. 124): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2019" src="https://www.podbean.com/media/player/7xspb-bbdf1f?from=yiiadmin&download=1&version=1&skin=3&btn-skin=109&auto=0&share=1&fonts=Helvetica&download=1&rtl=0&pbad=1" height="122" width="100%" style="border: none;" scrolling="no" data-name="pb-iframe-player"></iframe>
On this back to school episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. William Davis Moore, from Miscast Entertainment, sits in for the vacationing Matthew Stewart. The boys discuss...well...The Boys...TV series...they also briefly discuss the only Oscar-winning film to have a money shot in it (Can you guess what it is?)...they tackle the TransAtlantic accent and finally reveal the real person behind Warner Brothers. All That and Moore...see what I did there? Because William Davis Moore is on the...nevermind...All that and some stoking of the flames surrounding that old rumor about William Shatner's late wife...yeah we went there...on the August Edition of the Simplistic Review Podcast.<br />
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DJ Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06703426806989305400noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516398271190821290.post-89234741316835220452019-08-11T21:07:00.001-07:002019-08-11T21:07:30.297-07:00(Ep. 123): Stone Cold - Movie Commentary: August 2019<div class="kp-header" data-ved="2ahUKEwikyYS1s_zjAhWcHzQIHdfnDLIQ3z56BAgKEAA" lang="en-US" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Roboto, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration-color: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">
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A street-smart cop goes undercover to infiltrate and bring to justice a ruthless motorcycle gang before they can carry out their plans of tyranny and murder.</div>
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MGM...oh MGM. Your copyright happy trigger finger was at it again. Nothing like editing Stone Cold a few times only to have you take it down again and again. Fun stuff MGM...fun stuff.<br />
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Take a journey with DJ and Justin to a simpler time, were MGM made fun and exciting movies existed. Sure, MGM has lost it ways these days but there was a time they made enjoyable films. No, I'm not salty over the pull downs - but Stone Cold is a fun ride. And lets not pull punches here, no one pulls off the business in the front and party in the back like Brian mother F-ing Bosworth!<br />
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So, take a ride with us as we watch 90s Stone Cold and now faith-based action star, The Boz!<br />
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Yeah, the guy from Stone Cold does faith based action movies now, hey everyone has to make a living.<br />
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Simplistic Reviewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08245262233414096767noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516398271190821290.post-63199813938923457552019-07-04T10:04:00.002-07:002019-07-07T08:47:50.870-07:00(Ep. 122): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast July 2019Happy Fourth Of July! A holiday you that’s best with the fireworks that only the Simplistic Reviews Podcast can give you. On this return episode, the boys discuss what they did on their summer break, which includes hospital visits that lead to an interaction with Michael Keaton, their top 3 episodes of Black Mirror, some of Quincy Jones’ best hits…on fellow celebrities, and how much they would need to get paid to let a female soccer player kick them in the nethers. And to top it off, they play the explosive game Simplistic Submarine. All that and more on this comeback episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast<br />
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Gold Medal By Sounds Like Sander<br />
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DJ Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06703426806989305400noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516398271190821290.post-66075015535672749672019-05-24T12:17:00.002-07:002019-05-24T12:17:46.692-07:00(Ep. 121): Fire Down Below - Movie Commentary: May 2019We
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eater, Steven Seagal's <b><i>Hard to Kill</i><i>! </i></b>We continue the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu5DCOKlqMaAV3a0g58X0MBAE8i7udfbK" target="_blank">Seagal Saga</a> with <b><i>Fire Down Below</i></b>, you know the EPA action film...no not that one...the other one...yeah there is another EPA action film.<br />
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When an EPA representative is discovered dead in a small Midwestern town, government agent Jack Taggart (Steven Seagal) goes undercover to check things out. He finds that local coal mogul Orin Hanner Sr. (Kris Kristofferson) is cutting financial corners by disposing of hazardous waste wherever he pl<span class="yZlgBd" style="display: inline;">eases and that local kids are falling ill because of this recklessness. Taggart then works to stop the shady activity and save the town, but Hanner and his thugs soon grow suspicious of him.</span></div>
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<span class="w8qArf" style="font-weight: bolder;">Music composed by: </span><span class="LrzXr kno-fv"><a class="fl" data-ved="2ahUKEwi35Pne5LTiAhUNt54KHczzDSMQmxMoATAlegQIBxAV" href="https://www.google.com/search?q=Nick+Glennie-Smith&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAOPgE-LQz9U3yCgsK1fiBLFMk5Iqi7SEs5Ot9NMyc3LBhFVuaXFm8iJWIb_M5GwF95zUvLzMVN3g3MySDADkfd2IQQAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi35Pne5LTiAhUNt54KHczzDSMQmxMoATAlegQIBxAV" style="color: #1a0dab; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;">Nick Glennie-Smith</a></span></div>
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Simplistic Reviewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08245262233414096767noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516398271190821290.post-881882828900636202019-04-26T19:08:00.003-07:002019-04-26T19:08:57.108-07:00(Ep. 120): Guns - Movie Commentary: April 2019<div class="summary_text">
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<b>April 26</b> is here!<br />
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Sure, the mystery movie commentaries were fun. But you knew what you wanted and we knew what you needed. So today we give it like it has never been given...That is why, for no other reason, April 26 was circled on our calendars.<br />
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A date we know a lot of you have been counting down towards.<br />
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A date that will most likely go down in movie history. <br />
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April 26, 2019.<br />
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The date Simplistic Reviews finally watched...<i><b>Guns</b></i>!<br />
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Simplistic Reviewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08245262233414096767noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516398271190821290.post-20191378602568514872019-04-03T17:31:00.001-07:002019-04-04T17:35:13.381-07:00(Ep. 119): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast April 2019<iframe data-link="https://www.podbean.com/media/player/czp4g-ace82f?from=yiiadmin&download=1&version=1" data-name="pb-iframe-player" frameborder="0" height="122" scrolling="no" src="https://www.podbean.com/media/player/czp4g-ace82f?from=yiiadmin&download=1&version=1" width="100%"></iframe> The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from Spring break...clean...sober...and ready to go. One of those things is true. The boys discuss everything they missed since they’ve been gone. From James Gunn rehiring, to the etymology of the word “trump”, to that famous last line in Lethal Weapon 2. You remember that one right? We sure didn’t. Doug Funny, Oregon Trail, Jenny & Melissa McCarthy...all points of interest or disinterest on this Spring fling episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.<br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><a href="https://www.fatherly.com/health-science/jenny-mccarthy-masked-singer-measles-outbreak-anti-vaxxer/" target="_blank">Jenny McCarthy Anti-Vax</a></span></div>
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DJ Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06703426806989305400noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516398271190821290.post-28994909737885199652019-03-31T19:31:00.000-07:002019-03-31T19:31:44.062-07:00(Ep. 118): Mystery Movie 2 - Movie Commentary: April 2019<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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So last time we tried something new, something mysterious, something crazy!<br />
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The people responded and wanted more or we're just untalented hacks...anyway we did it again!<br />
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Matt and Justin watch a movie just in-time for another movie that's due out April 5. Wow a movie commentary tie-in? Kinda...But unlike last time, both Matt and Justin have seen this film before.<br />
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Sure, it may be just a one off type of film but damn its really mysterious is it not?<br />
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So join Matt as he joins DJ in a movie commentary like none other...a mystery movie...eh movie commentary!?<br />
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Simplistic Reviewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08245262233414096767noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516398271190821290.post-85972828509093428412019-03-01T10:43:00.002-08:002019-03-01T10:43:53.873-08:00(Ep. 117): Mystery Movie - Movie Commentary: March 2019<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Today we try something new, something mysterious, something crazy! DJ and Justin watch a movie like they did so many times before. But this time it's different. This time Justin carefully selected from the Simplistic Reviews ever growing library of shitty movies, a film DJ has never seen nor heard of.<br />
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And that's not all. This time DJ has no idea what he will be watching, he knows nothing, just like you!<br />
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So join DJ as he is only aware of recording a movie commentary...not what movie...but...a mystery movie!
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<iframe allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/zerajAXdKFE" width="560"></iframe>Simplistic Reviewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08245262233414096767noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516398271190821290.post-72729806407588545802019-02-09T12:50:00.003-08:002019-02-09T12:50:35.060-08:00(Ep. 116): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: February 2019<br />
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February is not only the month of love. It is also the month in which the hooligans from the Simplistic Reviews Podcast return! On this season premiere episode, the boys have intellectual discussions/ profanity-laced tangents about Liam Neeson’s past, America’s rampant use of blackface, Benedict Cumberbatch‘s most creepy role, Jeff Goldblum (AGAIN), and Albert Finney’s best role...Dr. Albert Hirsch in the Bourne Ultimatum...it’s subjective.<br />
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All that and more on this heartwarming and romantic February episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.<br />
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hQ0ILw1P7o" target="_blank">Albert Finney The Bourne Ultimatum</a></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Gold Medal By Sounds Like Sander</span></div>
DJ Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06703426806989305400noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516398271190821290.post-69953848545214649412019-01-13T11:13:00.002-08:002019-05-24T11:36:26.772-07:00(Ep. 115): Hard To Kill - Movie Commentary: January 2019<div style="text-align: left;">
<a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gtVTa9Gn8sA/XDuJGBJrI-I/AAAAAAAACzg/EWQZjMGJTq0yaCckugNRytfaex8U8R8NACLcBGAs/s1600/Kelly%2Blebrock.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="600" height="320" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gtVTa9Gn8sA/XDuJGBJrI-I/AAAAAAAACzg/EWQZjMGJTq0yaCckugNRytfaex8U8R8NACLcBGAs/s320/Kelly%2Blebrock.jpg" width="213" /></a>The new year is here and so is a new batch of Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentaries! </div>
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We start this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal. Which Seagal film? Well, since Steven has a large collection of so bad its good, we figured we get out one of the better Seagal films that also has some of our favorite lines.</div>
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Stay warm with the boys from SR on this chilly January Sunday and let's watch some <b><i>Hard to Kill</i><i>!</i></b></div>
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When police detective Mason Storm (Steven Seagal) uncovers ties among corrupt cops, the mob and charismatic politician Vernon Trent (Bill Sadler), a hit is ordered on his family. During the attack, Storm's wife is killed, and the cop himself is severely injured. After waking up from a years-long com<span class="yZlgBd" style="display: inline;">a, Storm, aided by gorgeous nurse Andy Stewart (Kelly LeBrock), slowly gets back on his feet and plots revenge against those who wronged him, particularly the duplicitous Sen. Trent.</span></div>
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<span class="w8qArf" style="font-weight: bolder;">Release date: </span><span class="LrzXr kno-fv">February 9, 1990 (USA)</span></div>
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Simplistic Reviewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08245262233414096767noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516398271190821290.post-63260903020304958942018-12-21T11:15:00.000-08:002018-12-21T11:15:24.252-08:00(Ep. 114): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: December 2018<iframe data-link="https://www.podbean.com/media/player/y5wxs-a2805d?from=yiiadmin&download=1&version=1" data-name="pb-iframe-player" frameborder="0" height="122" scrolling="no" src="https://www.podbean.com/media/player/y5wxs-a2805d?from=yiiadmin&download=1&version=1" width="100%"></iframe> Happy Holidays to all, and to all a good podcast! The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back to jingle some bells and deck some halls with Simon Appleton from <a href="http://moustachemovienews.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Moustache Movie News</a>. We ask the expert in all things U.K. everything from Brexit, the metric system, and Meghan Markel...we also take a break to read some Christmas cards sent to Santa, much to the chagrin of our Jewish cohost Matthew Stewart. We also bring back one of our favorite games, Simplistic Titles, to see if Simon knows what movies are real and which ones come from the dark recesses of DJ Valentine's twisted mind. All that reindeer crap and more on a fa-la-la-la-loaded episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast<br />
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Deck The Halls By Album House<br />
Hark The Herald Angels Sing By Album House<br />
Jingle Bells By Album House<br />
O Little Town Of Bethlehem By Album House<br />
We Wish You An Indie Christmas By Aaron Tosti<br />
Happy Christmas Deck The Halls By Be Still The Earth<br />
8-Bit Blues By Fairlight<br />
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXmgaqFHKfA" target="_blank">Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Audition</a><br />
<a href="http://toofab.com/2018/12/19/will-smiths-genie-in-aladdin-will-be-a-mashup-of-fresh-prince-and-hitch/" target="_blank">Aladdin First Look</a><br />
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Don't count your turkeys before they're clucked...that's a saying, right? The Simplistic Reviews Podcast for November comes right under the wire just in time to tell you what happened to Harry Potter, explore the career and voice of Kathleen Turner, discuss the filmography of Steven Seagal and create a brand new Pokemon. The boys test the limits of reality with the return of Believable Or Bullshit. Justin reveals which classic '70s show he'll be watching next on TV Roundup. And we flip Hollywood on its head with another edition of Simplistic Switcheroo. All that and more on the award-winning Simplistic Reviews Podcast.<br />
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s6mMfJvSw8" target="_blank">Hard To Kill</a><br />
<a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/oral-sex-and-throat-cancer-michael-douglas-hpv-report-spotlights-epidemic/" target="_blank">HPV Michael Douglas</a><br />
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du88WArjb8w" target="_blank">Detective Pikachu</a><br />
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Fast Times By Idols<br />
Sun Traces By Isaac Joel<br />
Gold Medal By Sounds Like Sander<br />
Runaway Ghost By Travis Loafman<br />
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Before he can graduate, cocky high school student Michael Corben (Richard Grieco) travels to France on a school trip to earn a missing French credit. But when a British intelligence agent mistakes Michael for a spy of the same name, they rush him to headquarters and assign him to capture the evil Au<span class="yZlgBd" style="display: inline;">gustus Steranko (Roger Rees), using a plethora of espionage gadgetry. Michael has the time of his life -- until he crosses paths with two assassins (Tom Rack, Carole Davis) who want him dead.</span><br />
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<span style="color: white;">Today, we bring the Halloween to your ears on the 111th episode of... wait this episode is number 111? So I times 111 by 6... 666!!!, Oh my god <span class="st">Gregory Sestero</span> its the mark of the beast! Damn that's perfect timing or we held off a movie commentary from being released to make a Halloween stupid joke. Nay...not us we aren't that cheesy.</span></div>
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The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from our August break and raring to go. And since we thought the show could use more of a fangirl touch, we got the biggest and best fangirl of them all, Jeanette Ward from <a href="http://jwardadventures.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">The Mundane Adventures Of A Fangirl</a>. And as gracious hosts, we immediately put Ms. Ward in the hot seat during another edition of Questions From The Crowd. The gang also go against their better nature while playing Say Anything. Shane Black, Cardi B Nicki Minaj Beef, and midichlorians...all things discussed on the latest episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.<br />
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnZ-GlXLtNk" target="_blank">Ray Liotta Commercial</a><br />
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJWPmn5LR9E" target="_blank">Nicki Minaj & Cardi B Fight</a><br />
<a href="https://g.co/kgs/uHPWT2" target="_blank">Glass Noodles</a><br />
<a href="https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/13/us/last-blockbuster-america-trnd/index.html" target="_blank">Blockbuster Video </a><br />
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<a href="https://app.soundstripe.com/private_playlists/45128" target="_blank">60's Blues Rock Kinda Thing By Aaron Tosti</a><br />
<a href="https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/13/us/last-blockbuster-america-trnd/index.html" target="_blank">Gold Medal By Sounds Like Sander</a><br />
<a href="https://app.soundstripe.com/private_playlists/45109" target="_blank">Fast Times Club By Idols</a>DJ Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06703426806989305400noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516398271190821290.post-89139872568857285082018-09-04T20:25:00.001-07:002018-09-04T20:26:15.599-07:00(Ep. 109): Killing American Style - Movie Commentary: September 2018<br />
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The amount of creepiness is beyond anything we have seen before. There really isn't a need for rape in a movie, especially when the story line doesn't call for it. A simple walk into the room with the door closing gets it point across, what we get here is out of control and unnecessary. Killing American Style is a fun Sunday film to drink and laugh at, just look at that title. But when your looking for another Samurai Cop don't look at Killing American Style, it's in a league of its own.<br />
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The classic blockbuster video rental slasher is a great way to celebrate America's birthday! Nothing like some patriotic killing to make us American hard. Okay children grab that flag and those sparklers, bite into your U.S. grade hamburgers and pop in Uncle Sam...This is Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary!</div>
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Simplistic Reviewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08245262233414096767noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516398271190821290.post-517437959126906272018-07-17T15:39:00.001-07:002018-07-17T17:55:09.998-07:00(Ep. 107): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: July 2018<br />
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DJ and Justin go crazy with their love for the television show, '24.' And the boys try and figure out films by their last line in the new game, 'Simplistic Last Lines.' All that and more on this new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.<br />
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4. For Losing It By The Triads</div>
DJ Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06703426806989305400noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516398271190821290.post-3745157802841514082018-07-03T09:01:00.000-07:002018-07-03T09:01:31.184-07:00(Ep. 106): Ring of the Musketeers - Movie Commentary: July 2018<div class="kp-header" data-ved="0ahUKEwiy6t_-nYPcAhVVIjQIHX5SBlwQ3z4IygEoAA" style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Roboto, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;">
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Initial release: December 1, 1992 (Germany)<br />
Director: <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=John+Paragon&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAOPgE-LSz9U3sCyrSDPNUQKzjQrTk5OStMSyk6300zJzcsGEVUpmUWpySX4RAKP8ScQyAAAA&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiy6t_-nYPcAhVVIjQIHX5SBlwQmxMI7gEoATAi">John Paragon</a><br />
Production company: Motion Picture Corporation of America<br />
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So fix that tracking and enjoy that mono audio (yes this VHS wasn't in stereo) and repeat, Unus pro omnibus, omnes pro uno! Because we do this together ladies and gents! This is the Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary of Ring of the Musketeers!</div>
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School might be out for summer, but not the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. We are back with special guest <a href="http://www.geekcastradio.com/author/movierevolt/" target="_blank">Dan "The Comic Book Concierge" Clark</a> from <a href="http://www.geekcastradio.com/" target="_blank">The GeekCast Radio Network</a> and <a href="http://www.geekcastradio.com/category/podcast/cinema-geeks/" target="_blank">CinemaGeeks Podcast</a>, a couple of call-in friends of ours stop by, and we discuss everything from IHOP changing to IHOB, Hailee Steinfeld having Shape Of Water sex with an Autobot, and of course, the real problem with Hitler...you're gonna have to listen to find out what the hell that means on a brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.<br />
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<a href="http://money.cnn.com/2018/06/11/investing/ihob-ihop-burgers-name-change/index.html" target="_blank">IHOB</a><br />
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxiHMIM4NWI" target="_blank">David Tyree</a><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;">Neon Love By Jeff Dale, Gavin Harrison, and Tim Reilly</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;">Five Dollar Bill By Jason Pedder & Ben Ziapour</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;">Midnight Ride By Richard Kimmings & Jason Pedder</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white;">Variety Time By Tim Garland</span>DJ Valentinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06703426806989305400noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516398271190821290.post-90999026530345344992018-06-01T18:35:00.000-07:002018-06-01T18:35:13.423-07:00(Ep. 104): Justice League - Movie Commentary: June 2018<div class="kp-header" data-ved="0ahUKEwjzoa_BybLbAhWqy4MKHan4BmgQ3z4IoAIoAA" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Roboto, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-decoration-color: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">
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Fuelled by his restored faith in humanity, and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly-awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an <span class="yZlgBd" style="display: inline;">unprecedented league of heroes in Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash, it may be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.</span></div>
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Well... like DJ mentioned, we kept going with these damn DCU movie commentaries. We didn't really want to watch JL but we had to get it over with. <br />
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But hey it is still better then Batman V Superman Dawn of Justice, that's something right? Don't worry we will get back to the crappy but fun films that include a good old T&A drinking game.<br />
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So sit back and enjoy a okay film that's somewhat coherent and looks a ton better then Dawn of Justice. Grab that beer and laugh at the terrible CG... and that laughable mustache removal...man that was horrible.<br />
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Oh and we added a new gimmick. Starting with Justice League, after every movie commentary we'll spin a wheel to find out what we watch next. Fun stuff!<br />
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Today we took a spin on our new wheel!!!<br />
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We spun The Wheel of Doom (TM) a collection of request films by viewers like you!<br />
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...and we get something odd. Hint: It involves the Musketeers and David Hasselhoff...yep the HOFF...nothing but fun... <br />
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Hey did you know: Justice League is the fourth-most-expensive film ever made. Amazing is it not?! <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_expensive_films#Films">wikipedia.org</a> <br />
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<span class="w8qArf" style="font-weight: bolder;">Initial release: </span><span class="LrzXr kno-fv">August 28, 1987</span></div>
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<span class="w8qArf" style="font-weight: bolder;">Director: </span><span class="LrzXr kno-fv"><a class="fl" data-original-name="Ethan Wiley" data-ved="0ahUKEwi0s4D32PjaAhXpj1QKHWXICi0QmxMIpQIoATAa" href="https://www.google.com/search?q=Ethan+Wiley&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAOPgE-LUz9U3SDEpM6lSAjPTK7OyS7TEspOt9NMyc3LBhFVKZlFqckl-EQB5Km6SMAAAAA&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi0s4D32PjaAhXpj1QKHWXICi0QmxMIpQIoATAa" style="color: #1a0dab; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;">Ethan Wiley</a></span></div>
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Well you can't say we don't love you. Today Matt and Justin watch a movie from the Lister requested submissions. Sometimes we find fun and enjoyable films, that ether we never watched or never heard of. But that isn't always the case. Ep. 103 we cross off another one, House 2: The Second Story. A film not watched by the two in a collective 30 plus years. What we found out is its not as good as we once remembered. <br />
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House 2 is under the horror genre which is a lie. Eventhough it is a sequel to the 1986 film <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_(1986_film)">House</a>, House 2 does not involve the storyline and character from the first film, including the horror feel. House 2 is supernatural fantasy "comedy". </div>
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Frankly its a mess of a film. If you haven't already watched the first House then skip this and check <a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091223/" target="_blank">House</a>. <br />
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Simplistic Reviewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08245262233414096767noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516398271190821290.post-4296039278517526232018-04-06T07:09:00.000-07:002018-04-06T07:09:40.984-07:00(Ep. 102): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: April 2018This isn't a joke...the boys are back on the airwaves with another edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast...or are they? You be the judge of whether you think they're back or not. I might be telling you here that they are back, but are they truly "back." And if their back, where are they back from? The Future, School, Training, To Back, In Black, Rubs, In The Habit, For The First Time, again, it's up to you to decide...<br />
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This month, the shenanigans range to these nincompoops yelling about whether Spielberg or Scorsese did it better, and by IT they mean holding the camera and making millionaires do things on camera, to the merits of Justin actually discovering he's North African and how we can us that to our advantage.<br />
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There is also the return of Simplistic Switcharoo where the fellas tackle the big questions of whether Nicolas Cage could be replaced by John Malkovich in Face/Off and after a long a sordid history, Matt might finally come to terms with the concept of Anne Hathaway.<br />
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYDDBV-Cego" target="_blank">Anne 'Cat'haway</a><br />
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Neon Love by Jeff Dale, Gavin Harrison and Tim Reilly<br />
Hit the Jackpot by David James<br />
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The boys of Simplistic Reviews are back! Let's be honest you never believed Ep. 100 was our last... did you? No we can't stop with all these crappy movies out there. Plus the current world we live in needs some terrible grotesque jokes. <br />
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Kristi Jones (<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Rothrock">Cynthia Rothrock</a>) who, along with her gang, take part in Mafia-run street fights to earn money for her sister's college education. Kristi's sister hopes to become a doctor and pay for Kristi's education.<br />
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Meanwhile, an underground fighter by the name of "Stingray" (Don Niam) is left by his scared wife, Anna, after raping her, and vows to find her. Stingray has suffered from abandonment issues since early childhood and this new trauma triggers a psychotic break from reality. He begins to kidnap women who resemble his ex-wife, and subsequently tortures them and gouges their eyes out before returning their bodies to the crime scene. Kristi's sister becomes one of the victims, so Kristi tracks down Stingray with the help of police officer Nick DiMarco (John Miller), who might just be falling for her, alongside her sister's psychiatry tutor Jennifer (Donna Jason) and Nick's partner Mike (Gerald Klein).<br />
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They eventually track down Stingray, who has kidnapped Jennifer, and fight in a warehouse where he escapes after shooting and killing Mike. Jennifer's injuries, though relatively minor, require that she be admitted to the hospital where she is again kidnapped by Stingray who is impersonating a doctor. Kristi and Nick chase him to a storage area where the three do battle, mostly through hand-to-hand combat. Stingray is bested by the pair, having both eyes gouged out in the process. He's then suspended by the eye-sockets with a meat hook, killing him.<br />
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The final scene shows with Kristi and her friends visiting her late sister's resting place to inform her that Stingray has finally been defeated. It is revealed that Kristi has somehow enrolled her former gang in college to give them a chance at a better life, and that Kristi has also been enrolled in college by Nick. The film ends with the group engaging in an impassioned four way high-five.<br />
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<br />Justin Polizzihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15779950801667199258noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2516398271190821290.post-2562827006480166032018-02-17T05:38:00.003-08:002018-02-17T05:46:43.731-08:00(Ep. 100): The One Hundredth Simplistic Reviews Podcast: February 2018<div style="background-size: cover; background: url(https://i.imgur.com/GzIVNLf.png); color: white; padding: 10px;">
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<i><b> </b></i> No, not your tax return…<br />
No, not another government shutdown…<br />
No, not an actual picture of Venom…<br />
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It’s the 100th episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast! We got a guest list so prestigious and respected, it should run for president…please…someone…anyone…run for president. So if you’re going on a short drive on a long road or a long walk off a short pier, stick this in your ear holes and enjoy the bad comedy styling of Matthew Stewart, DJ Valentine, and Justin Polizzi for the 100th time…and then…for the love of God…run for president.</div>
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Triumph March By Verdi</div>
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