(Ep. 100): The One Hundredth Simplistic Reviews Podcast: February 2018

It’s here!

  No, not your tax return…
No, not another government shutdown…
No, not an actual picture of Venom…

It’s the 100th episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast!  We got a guest list so prestigious and respected, it should run for president…please…someone…anyone…run for president.  So if you’re going on a short drive on a long road or a long walk off a short pier, stick this in your ear holes and enjoy the bad comedy styling of Matthew Stewart, DJ Valentine, and Justin Polizzi for the 100th time…and then…for the love of God…run for president.

MUSIC

Triumph March By Verdi

Neon Love By Jeff Dale, Gavin Harrison & Tim Reilly

Dark City Beats By John 00 Fleming

Utopia In Peril By Chillout

Plain Jane By Sid Phillips

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(Ep. 99): Killer Workout - Movie Commentary: February 2018

Killer Workout

1987 ‧ 1h 25m

Killer Workout, also known under the original title Aerobicide, is a 1986 American slasher film written and directed by David A. Prior. It stars Marcia Karr, David James Campbell, Fritz Matthews, Ted Prior, and Teresa Van der Woude. Wikipedia

Initial release: 1987

Director: David A. Prior

Screenplay: David A. Prior

Music composed by: Todd Hayen

Producers: David Winters, Marc Winters, Peter Yuval

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Killer Workout

 

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