Here's a drinking game. Take a shot every time the boys mention Michael Bay's new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. No, wait...you'll be dead in like 10 minutes. Okay, take a shot every time they insult Michael Bay's new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. No, no, you'll be dead in about the same amount of time. Neal DaSouza fills in for an ailing Matthew Stewart and helps discuss various members of the cinematic animal kingdom. From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, to Alvin And The Chipmunks, to something called Rastamouse. (And you thought anthropomorphic turtles was disturbing.) The boys also air more dirty laundry in their most embarrassing segment, Simply Ashamed, and each pick their favorite non-Marvel Studios Marvel movie. I got my fingers crossed for Howard The Duck. All that and more on the March edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
You might ask yourself, "Hey Simplistic Reviews! It's April, this isn't the March Podcast." Well, yeah, you're right......that's all I got. You got us listening public, this is the March Simplistic Reviews Podcast, posted in April.
We discuss everything from chocolate Easter bunnies to Peeps and even fit in some time to worship the Season Three Premiere of "Game of Thrones."
And while it seems like we have no shame (have you listened to any of our previous podcasts) we actually do, as we introduce a new segment, "Simply Ashamed" where we talk about crying, bestiality, and illegally recording "Ghost Rider," but not necessarily in that order.
So gather around the old iPod, or your Zune, bring grandma and enjoy the fun of The Simplistic Reviews March Podcast.
Click on the link below to download the podcast and enjoy folks!
The Simplistic Reviews Podcast Late Edition: February 2013
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY.
Like the old cliche; "better late than never" The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back, and we're just as cliched as we were back in January.
In this February edition we wax poetic on the failings of non-Marvel Studios films, pass judgement on Bruce Willis' latest John McClane adventure, "A Good Day To Die Hard," and rip Seth MacFarlane a new one.
Plus, this time Matt is in the hot seat with another edition of "Word Association." From Harrison Ford to breast milk, nothing is off limits to Matt's rage, while Justin and DJ have their feelings hurt by our cybernetic robo-babe, Julie.
All this and much more in our "late" February podcast, right here on Simplistic Reviews.
