When police funding is cut, Governor Neilson announces that one of the
city's two police academies will have to be closed down. To make it
fair, Neilson announces a competition to determine which academy will
stay opened. Commandant Eric Lassard calls back some of his former
students to train the new batch of students, hoping to get the edge on
the rival academy, which is run by Commandant Mauser. Lassard's new
instructors, the former students he has brought back, include Carey
Mahoney, Eugene Tackleberry, Moses Hightower, Debbie Callahan, Larvell Jones, Laverne Hooks, and Douglas Fackler.
Among the new students at
Lassard's academy are Cadet Nogata, Cadet Karen Adams, Cadet Bud
Kirkland, Cadet Sarah, Cadet Hedges, former gang leader Zed, and Zed's
roommate, Cadet Sweetchuck. In order to increase his own academy's
chances of winning, Mauser persuades two of Lassard's officers, Kyle
Blanks and Chad Copeland, to turn traitor and help Mauser. The
competition becomes complicated when a local marina is robbed by a gang
of thieves who are dressed as busboys.
Police Academy 3 is in the can, sure its a can full of shit, but it is in the can none the less. Since we are doing a Double Feature this Super Bowl Sunday, and we do love you, best thing to do would be just to skip this one and Listen to the Second Podcast. Trust us we are looking out for you.
Today is movie commentary day! Today we watch the one and only Police Academy.
There isn't another movie in the likes of Police Academy. I mean how many movies include a human soundboard, extreme racism, a man in a horses ass and a surprise blow job to a 100 year old man (that could possibly be or not be by Steve Guttenberg).
Sounds like the perfect ingredients for the perfect film right? Well it is one of the funniest comedies ever made. So cue up that VHS copy of Police Academy and prepare to laugh at one of the more ridiculous comedies ever made.
It's that time of the year again folks. You might think "Oh, the time of the year where you continue to embarrass yourself with your inept film talk?" Well, yeah, that too, but we're talking about The Academy Award Nominations sillies.
Join DJ, Justin, and Matt as they go over the nominations, share their disdain for the people who got nominated and their joy for those who got snubbed. It's sure to be a super-rad time on this special edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
'Tis the season to talk movies and TV...and R.Kelly..and...um... Jolene Blalock's disappearance...and Lara Flynn Boyle? I'm pretty sure that's not how the song goes.
An oddly optimistic Justin Polizzi makes his triumphant return and unveils his latest character impression. Neal DaSouza joins us again to talk some anime and take dictation. DJ is confused over the midseason finale of The Walking Dead and discovers he has some sort of Die Hard Tourette's Syndrome. Matt starts an all out war between people of the Jewish faith and jolly ol' Saint Nick in a new segment called Dear Santa. And a crippled little boy is able to walk again at the end. It's a Christmas Miracle! Sorry, that last bit I made up or partially stole from Charles Dickens. But I swear, the rest of that stuff does happen on the holiday edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
Ready for another Police Academy Movie Commentary? 
