On this ORDER 66 Episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys get prepped for Batman V Superman with a brand new skit. Matt accepts our award from GeekCast Radio Network for best podcast. And to prove that they can be fair, the boys play a round of Simply Say Anything. Trailers, Indiana Jones, and Daredevil talk. All this and more on the March edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
You've
heard from the experts...now hear from the madmen from Simplistic
Reviews as they predict who will and who should win at the 2016 Oscars.
Don't worry, the boys do their best to skate around the #OscarsSoWhite
issue. What, are you kidding? They tackle it head on with enough
irreverence that even Spike Lee flinch. They also tackle other topics
like R rated animation, Jennifer Lawrence on the precipise of being
hated, and Harvey Fierstein...a lot of Harvey Fierstein. All that and
more on the Simplistic Reviews Oscar Prediction Podcast
On
this Law & Order/Valentine's Day-centric episode of the Simplistic
Reviews Podcast, Jay Cluitt from Life Vs. Film and the Lamb joins the
boys to discuss important topics like Earl Grey, Parliament, Paul
Giamatti, Mr. T, and Christopher Walken. Also the boys take some time to admit some of their worst movie and television sins in another edition of Simply Ashamed.
All that and more on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast
Cody Abiliene is a semi-successful private detective desperately in need
of a big (and well-paying) case. When he's hired to solve the murder of
Contessa Luciana's husband, he jumps at the chance. In between
investigating the many women around the Contessa's estate, Abilene
eventually uncovers a complex case of espionage and blackmail.
So Police Academy 3: Back in Training SUCKED! Don't worry we Love You (only you)! So we have you covered, Malibu Express is the shit (the good shit). Part of the Bullets Bombs and Babes collection from Andy Sidaris, Malibu Express keeps its silliness but adds more to its story then that of Hard Ticket to Hawaii.
Sure Ticket was fun as well but bringing a bit of mystery to an already entertaining film is going the extra mile. Something Police Academy 3 never did.
When police funding is cut, Governor Neilson announces that one of the
city's two police academies will have to be closed down. To make it
fair, Neilson announces a competition to determine which academy will
stay opened. Commandant Eric Lassard calls back some of his former
students to train the new batch of students, hoping to get the edge on
the rival academy, which is run by Commandant Mauser. Lassard's new
instructors, the former students he has brought back, include Carey
Mahoney, Eugene Tackleberry, Moses Hightower, Debbie Callahan, Larvell Jones, Laverne Hooks, and Douglas Fackler.
Among the new students at
Lassard's academy are Cadet Nogata, Cadet Karen Adams, Cadet Bud
Kirkland, Cadet Sarah, Cadet Hedges, former gang leader Zed, and Zed's
roommate, Cadet Sweetchuck. In order to increase his own academy's
chances of winning, Mauser persuades two of Lassard's officers, Kyle
Blanks and Chad Copeland, to turn traitor and help Mauser. The
competition becomes complicated when a local marina is robbed by a gang
of thieves who are dressed as busboys.
Police Academy 3 is in the can, sure its a can full of shit, but it is in the can none the less. Since we are doing a Double Feature this Super Bowl Sunday, and we do love you, best thing to do would be just to skip this one and Listen to the Second Podcast. Trust us we are looking out for you.
Happy Jew Year friends and family. The Simplistic Reviews Crew is back, and boy are they going to let you have it....not their virginity, we're all still clearly waiting for the right one to give that away to....
This month the boys try to find a way to make "Making a Murderer" the new #1 Comedy on CBS, to DJ's everylasting black rage involving Michael Bay as Transformers 69 is coming soon. We even throw in a little TV talk, and introduce a brand new game segment where we decide who lives or dies in "Simplistic Fisticuffs."
All this, plus we finally catch up with the asshat responsible for the deaths of both David Bowie and Alan Rickman in this super-sized, jam-packed edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
